Stupid things Vicki Nguyen has said

Yes, I am dedicating this blog to Vicki.
Yes, I am actually going to search through our old convo's.
And yes, I am that bored.

"AS IN, IM SORRY I THINK YOUR SHIRT IS PINK" (nts; never lend her your white shirt)
"LOL no. it changed colour overnight" overuse of sarcasm.
"I've always had an iphone! its like you don't know me at all!"
"You guys dedicate a whole class to spinning? like, in circles?" She needs to go gym atleast once.
"LOL WHY WOULD PEOPLE SPIN A BIKE FOR AN HOUR?" CONTINUED LOL.
"Why not just..scar her?" Asked why I wanted to buy presents for a girl to leave an impression.
"THE FAT DUDE IS RUNNING, WHY WOULD THEY MAKE HIM DO THAT?"
"Okay I'm not sorry this time... but i was the other times!"
"Remember what happened last time? They told my parents you weren't gay!" She has to lie or her parents won't let her see me : O
"I'd rather be a douche than a fob."
"What's Elwood? Isn't that like, a top brand?"
"10x bro. Like, 10x = tenx = thanks"
"Pretty much! I mean, YOU'RE Allan!" When accused of flirting.
"WHAT! I SHIT YOU TOO?" I have no idea.
"Go borrow some books so it looks like I've been studying." <--- LOL
"Your job Allan, is to sit there and look good."
"Cramps, its like being kicked in the balls.. once a month" HAHAHAHA
"Why is everything engraved nowadays? is it... purrrrty?"